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Rub one out to cure restless leg syndrome

posted Apr 2, 2011, 1:22 PM by Heather S   [ updated Apr 26, 2011, 5:08 PM ]

It's true.  I couldn't make this shit  up.... well I could but I didn't.  And more than that, it comes from Discover - a reputable source (as opposed to the one you're reading right this very moment).

A New, Effective Treatment for Restless Leg Syndrome: Masturbation

If you don't have restless leg syndrome, perhaps you've been doing preventative treatment without even knowing it!

It would seem by reading the article (and I know probably less than 1% of you actually bothered to do so - why read an article when you can make grand assumptions based on the headline?) that any form of sexual release should do the trick, though they don't explicitly state this.  Maybe they're trying to imply that people with restless leg syndrome are poor, lonely, loveless bastards... (or they don't have partners who are capable of satisfying them, which IMO is exponentially worse).

In any event, if you do happen to have restless leg syndrome and  you are lucky enough to have a significant other, now's your chance to guilt them into more nook.

And you thought I would never actually post something helpful, didn't you?